I am notoriously bad at writing About Pages. Like, I was a professional copywriter for a really long time. Your About Page? I’m all over it. Mine? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I would have just avoided the entire unpleasantness, but I can’t figure out how to take the page out of my blog theme. (Please don’t write to me and tell me how to do it, though. Now that this is all here, I’m finding myself quite fond of it.)

So, yeah. I don’t have an About Page yet. I’d like to reassure you that one is coming very soon.

I would REALLY like to reassure you that one is coming very soon.

Seriously. I can’t tell you how much I would like that to be true.

In the meantime? Read the blog? Send me an email? Bake a cake?